1. A monkey pressing random keys on a typewriter will, given enough time and totally by chance, type out a word. 
  2. An immortal monkey pressing random keys on a piano will, given enough time and bananas, and totally by chance, at some point play Tchaikovsky's piano concerto no 1. 
  3. If an infinite number of  immortal monkeys have been pressing random keys on an infinite number of synthesizers, then two of them will, right now, be playing this music.